Post some terrible dad jokes
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May 3, 2024
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#3
I was once going on a road trip with my wife. I once saw a rock and said,
“man that is one big rock.”
My wife sighed and said, “boulder.”
So I puffed out my chest and said I’m my deepest voice, “MAN THAT IS ONE BIG ROCK”
“man that is one big rock.”
My wife sighed and said, “boulder.”
So I puffed out my chest and said I’m my deepest voice, “MAN THAT IS ONE BIG ROCK”
What sound does a negative rooster make?
Cockadoodle don’t
Cockadoodle don’t
May 3, 2024
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#9
Why did the chef burn his Hawaiian pizza?Because he should have cooked it at aloha tempature
hahaha bat joke
Why aren’t Athenians morning people?
Because Dawn is tough on grease
Because Dawn is tough on grease
May 3, 2024
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#12
Why are there no grizzlies on here?
Because these jokes are un-BEAR-able 🥲
Because these jokes are un-BEAR-able 🥲
The good thing about sitting in the front of the airplane is that, if it crashes, at least the drinks will come by one more time. ...an old man once told me in an airplane.
What's a tamale's favorite type of dad joke? the corny ones
First one: Did you know that milk is that fastest liquid?
It’s PASTEURIZED before you even see it!