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A thread where you can post your conspiracy theories. There are a few rules and side notes:
Keep things appropriate. I feel like this should go unsaid in a conspiracy theory thread, but you never know. Just keep it PG
Absolute stupidity is absolutely accepted and encouraged!
Regular stupidity is regularly accepted and encouraged!
Hopefully people see this… have fun!
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Birds aren’t real they are just government drones
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Do you mean posting satire or what we actually think?

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Australia doesn't exist, it is a big lie.

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NinjaOlive wrote:
Birds aren’t real they are just government drones

"Eggs are a hoax. All videos of eggs hatching are CGI. Birds don't come from eggs- they just appear and no one knows why."

-Randal Munroe, What If? 2

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#2 Pigeons aren't, though they can control time. They primarily do this to mess with humans.
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The world is a simulation everything is already written into the code we do not control our actions the code does
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The Earth is a GIANT DONUT.

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#8 get real it’s all code
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Just like me typing this IT WAS ALL PLANNED
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#3 really just anything. It’s mostly meant to be comedic and silly but actual conspiracy theories that you truly believe are fine as well.
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#2 YES
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Cameras are alive.
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#8. It all makes sense now….
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The_Aspiring_GM wrote:
#3 really just anything. It’s mostly meant to be comedic and silly but actual conspiracy theories that you truly believe are fine as well.

Oh, ok. Anyway, I'm pretty sure my cat is part of a mafia-esque gang trying to murder everyone. I'm not completely certain, but he gets suspiciously scratched up every night.

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Oryzae_Edax wrote:

Education systems are bad on purpose so the government keeps us all mindlessly working for the rest of our lives

That is not theory. That is a fact.

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#15. On that note… I think cats are the real main characters, not humans.
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OTF is a sleeper cell built on the destruction of chess.com.

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The Illuminati is a government psyop to make us think that lizardmen are fake, so that we forget about the ancient aliens in Stonehenge and Easter Island and also the ancient Egyptians were all aliens too

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liya would have loved this 💔💔