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...And I will run them through Google Translate. Trust me, It's hilarious.

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Eng. to Chinese to Eng.

Here's a good life.

Let's smoke

"If looks could kill

I'd need a license for my face..

Cause where his fist put bruises

A scheming smile now takes their place...." Del Amitri

 REJECTED

It's often said that life is strange, oh yeah, but compared to what?

EDIT: Please post the name and author of the song. I will do the rest. Thanks!

Best song ever made in the world - Joe Lajoie

Ride Wit Me- Nelly

Stan by eminem

 Through Chinese and back:

[Chorus - Dido:]

My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why I have to get up

The morning rain clouds up my window, I can not see all

Even if I can put it will be gray, but your picture on my wall

It reminds me, it's not so bad, it's not so bad.

[First chorus: volume gradually under the background of raindrops grow]

[Second Chorus: full volume with beat right "thunder" noise after]

[Eminem as 'Stan']

Dear Slim, I wrote to you, but you still do not call

I left my cell phone, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom

I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not, a 'time

There may be some problems in the post office or

Sometimes I always addresses too sloppy when I remember 'em

But anyway; fuck, what is over? People how is your daughter?

My girlfriend is pregnant, too, I will become a father

If I have a daughter, guess what I'ma call her?

I name her Bonnie

I read about your uncle Ronnie too I'm sorry

I have a friend who committed suicide some bitch who did not want him

I know you probably hear this every day, I'm your biggest fan

I even there you have to do skarn underground dog feces

I got a room full of your posters and photographs.

I do love you and Ruckus dog feces, that is, the dog feces Parker

Anyway, I hope you get this man, hit me back,

Just to chat, I am your biggest fan

This is Stan

[Chorus - Dido]

[Eminem as 'Stan']

Dear Slim, you still is not called or wrote, I hope you have the opportunity to

I is not mad - I just think it's fucked you do not answer fans

If you do not want to tell me your concert outside

You do not, but at least should sign a named Matthew

This is my little brother, he was only six years old

We wait in the blistering cold for you,

Four hours you just said "no."

This is quite a poor man - you're like his fucking idol

He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than me

I is not mad, I just do not like being lied to

Remember when we met in Denver - you said if I write you

You would write back - see I like you the way

I never knew my father neither;

He used to always cheat on my mom and beat her.

I can relate to what you're saying in your songs

So when I have a shitty day, I drift away and put them

Because I really do not shit the others. So those who helped when I was depressed

I even had a chest tattoo of your name

Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds

It's like adrenaline, the pain hit me

See everything you say is true, I respect you because you tell it

My girlfriend's jealous cause I talk about you 24/7

But she does not know you like I know you, no one did

She did not know what kind of people like us grow

You want to call me, I'll be your biggest fan forever lost

Sincerely, Stan

- Attachment:

We should be together too

[Chorus - Dido]

[Eminem as 'Stan']

Dear sir, I - too good to call or - write my fans,

This will be the last package I ever send your ass

It has been six months and still no word - I do not deserve it?

I know you got my last two letters;

I wrote the addresses on EM perfect

So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you hear

I'm in the car, I opened 90 highway

Hey, slim, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to drive?

You know Phil Collins song "In the Air Tonight"

About that guy who coulda saved a drowning others

But it did not, then Phil saw it all, and then in the show, he found him?

This is somewhat similar to this, you should have rescued me from drowning

Now, it's too late - I was in 1000 sedatives now, I drowsy

And all I wanted was a lousy letter or a phone call

I hope you know I tear all your pictures off the wall

I love you slim. We coulda been together, think about it

You ruined it now, I hope you can not sleep, you dream of it

And when you dream, I hope you can not sleep and you SCREAM

I hope your conscience, you, you can not breathe without me

See Slim; [* screaming *] Shut up bitch! I want to talk!

Hey, slim, that's my girlfriend screaming in the trunk,

But I did not slit her throat, I just tied her up, see I is not like you

Because if she was choking, she will be more painful, then she will die, too

Well, go, I almost start to bridge

Oh shit, I forgot, I should send this how'm the dog feces?

[Car tires screech] [CRASH]

.. [Short silence]. [Plump]

[Chorus - Dido]

[slim Shady]

Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner but I just been busy

You said your girlfriend pregnant, how long?

You see, I'm really flattered you would call your daughter

Here is your brother's signature,

I wrote a letter beginning

I'm sorry, I did not see you at the show, I musta missed you

Do not think that I deliberately make you sad

But what is this dog feces, you say you like to cut your wrists, too?

I say that shit just clown dog,

Come on - how are you?

Do you have some questions Stan, I think you need some counseling

To help the walls of your ass when you get some

And What is this shit about us meant to be together?

Such words make me not want us to meet each other

I really think you and your girlfriend need each other

Maybe you just need to treat her better

I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time

Before you hurt yourself, I think you will do just fine

If you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you, but Stan

Why are you so angry? Try to understand, I want you as a fan

I just do not want you to do some crazy dog feces

I saw this a few weeks ago news dog feces, make me sick

Some guy was drunk, his car over a bridge

And had his girlfriend in the trunk, she was pregnant with his child

In the car, they found a tape, but they did not say who is to

Think about, his name is ...... you

damn it!

 eng to chinese to eng

"The best song"

It is the world's best song ever

It is the world's best song ever

Other songs are good, some are even very good

But they are not in the world, best songs ever

It has a lot of good beats and a lot of good singing

And the music is so good, even the scientists do not know what it is

You can listen to it anywhere, cycling or bike in different

You can dance to it at any time, in the morning or arms

You can also dance it at other times, like at lunch

What are you going to lunch? I'm going to have two soup

If you have not noticed, the soup is my favorite food

I also like my watch, my favorite song is this song

It is the world's best song ever

It is the world's best song ever

Other songs make people dance like Beyonce and Eminems

But they are not in the world, best songs ever

If you like to listen to songs in your ear, and this song is for you

When you run, you can listen to it, or when you run away from the car

My friend who is a message even like this song

I guess a lot of messages are sent here, because he stood on this corner lot

If you like to eat a sandwich, you might like this song

Because, like a sandwich, this song is not made of glass

Glass sandwich, it will be hair, I'll stick with soup

I mentioned what the soup is my favorite food? ...... Oh, yes, I do

It is the world's best song ever

It is the world's best song ever

Other songs from different musical instruments, like a guitar or a girl

But they are not in the world, best songs ever

If you like this song a lot, that you like it a lot

I like it very much

If you think this song is the best, and I have a bowl of soup

(Sip) Oh boy, this is a good soup

If you think this song is the best in the world, and I have a bowl of soup

(Sip) that is good soup

Ha ha ha ha ha ha, I fooled you, I do not even like soup

But, although I do not you, ha ha ha ha, oh boy

I am very good at deceiving people think I like soup

Since my family drowned, this is my favorite thing to do

It is the world's best song ever

It is the world's best song ever

Furthermore, when he got hit with a snake killed my best friend

But this is the world's best song ever

 If you want to go, take a ride wit me

For the three of us wheelin 'with the gold D

Oh, why do I live this way? (Hey, must be the money!)

If you want to go, get high wit me

In the back of the Mercedes-Benz -Y smoke A L

Oh, why must I feel this way? (Hey, must be the money!)

[Verse 1]

In the middle of the night club, the right feeling

Try to find somethin 'looked really good

He looked a little shorty hot and horny so that I can take home

(I can take home)

She can be 18 (18) wit attitude

Or 19 kinda snotty actin real rude

Hush, as long as you know thicky thicky thick girl, this is

(You know, this is on)

I peep something comin towards me on the dance floor

Sexy and actual slow (hey)

She said she was in the jungle and I dig the last video

So when Nelly, can we go; how can I tell her no?

Her measurements are 36-25-34

Call me like you brush your hair the way

I like those stylish clothes you wear

I like to hit the ice and glare light the way

I can see you moving way over there

[chorus]

[Verse 2]

Face and body front and back, do not know how to act

If no credentials or boozers she BRINGIN back nuttin

You should feel the impact, plastic shop

When the sky's the limit and they can not get past the enemies

Look at me, because my gas range 4.6

Watch the candy paint change, every time I switch lanes

Now I wonder

Makin a now alive my brain, rather than 'Kennedy

I learned from my mom heading to whip in my own name, now

Damn shit done changed now

Now dash credit check, no shame

I think fame (come on), I can not complain (much)

Damn now I Maine, in and out of my own town

I'm gettin 'out of the pages of New Jersey, from Courtney B.

Tellin me about one of New York City up

Can I come? Damn right, I be on the next flight

Paid in cash; superb - sitting next to Vanna White

[Chorus 2x]

[Verse 3]

Check, check - yo, I know somethin 'you do not know

And I got to tell you somethin '

You would not believe how many people, straight stream suspect

Most people said that I was a failure

But now how it is with me askin 'dough

And I shouted, "I can not help you."

"But Nelly can we get tickets for the next show?"

Damn (What?! Witchu) Are you really?

[City Spud]

Hey yo, and now I fly guy, I fly high

Brothers wanted to know why, why I fly

But yo it's all good, Range Rover all wood

Do I like you should - fuck me good, suck me good

We do not have stud brothers, you make a wish brothers

Ass like we drug dealers, sippin Kerry, Babu "Makin

Honey in the club, my Mercedes

Icy grip, tellin me to leave wit you and your friends

So, if you want to knock ...... Shorty sounded this

If you want ...... Shorty Rock, Rock, our

If you want ...... Shorty popular, our ass Crist '

Shorty wanna see the ice, then I ice the wrist

City talk, Nelly listen; Nelly talk, city listen

Fucking bitch when I fly; pay attention when I'm gone

See the ice and to Glist '; brothers stare or diss

Honies are watching them hope - come on boo, give me a kiss

chinese translator was surprisingly accurate on the stan one... need a more random language