pun challenge

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The Middle Ages were called the Dark Ages because there were too many knights.

Never discuss infinity with a mathematician, they can go on about it forever.

My friend’s bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast.

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator

 I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!

@champofthecommiecamp please stop posting rubbish, its not related to this topic in anyway or form

Why was the baby ant confused? Because all his uncles were ants

BUM BUM BUM BUM

Who is the penguin’s favorite Aunt? Aunt-Arctica!

Boom

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Jeez chill

I’m no cheetah, you’re lion

Why are frogs so happy? They eat whatever bugs them

To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing

A crazy wife says to her husband that moose are falling from the sky. The husband says, it’s reindeer

What even is a pun? Kids these days