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AngelicNightcore

give me puns to help make my friends cringe 

AngelicNightcore

ty byw

Blazer_Galaxy

My parents said I can't jump on a water bed, So i added spring water

wizardKM

If you win the Buick Classic (golf tourney), then you'd be in the "driver's seat"...😁

wizardKM

You can make holy water by boiling the hell out of it...😁

wizardKM

The difference between a hippo and a zippo is that one is really heavy and the other is a "little lighter"...😁

RaistlinOfKrynn

I was going to make a chemistry joke, but since I'm kinda late to this thread, aall the good ones argon

wizardKM

I was going to get a brain transplant, and then I "changed my mind", lol...😁