QueenNinja vs BlueHairedPerson13

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QueenNinja35
*Dies dramatically*
BlueHairedPerson13
...
QueenNinja35
(Flip the corpse over)
BlueHairedPerson13
*inspecting the corps to make sure its dead, my clone flips it over*
QueenNinja35
*flips back onto my back*
BlueHairedPerson13
(can we restart the fight?)
QueenNinja35
(Sure. I need to kill my arch rival again rq tho)
QueenNinja35
*Adorableness*
QueenNinja35
Try and attack me. I dare you.
BlueHairedPerson13
...
*transforms into red and uses his weapon thing.*
(ive talked about it before, but its the heard of the dueling lords. one side shoots light stuff, the other can be charged to do a strong melee attack)
QueenNinja35
AHHHHHHH BEN I KNEW IT BLUE WANTS TO KILLLLLLLL MEEEEEEEEEEE
QueenNinja35
*teleporting and screaming*
BlueHairedPerson13
*hits the ground with said powerful melee attack like the weapon is a hammer* (i mean it kinda is but it really isnt though. more of a two headed mace)
QueenNinja35
AHHHHH HELP ME HES A MURDERER OF INNOCENT SLIMEESSSSSS
BlueHairedPerson13
*tries to shoot you from a distance with the other side of the weapon*
QueenNinja35
*wounded*
QueenNinja35
Please… don’t kill me… what did I ever do to you?
BlueHairedPerson13
"you've probably out of contexted me at least once."
QueenNinja35
“I… I never did… I’m innocent and a helpless slime…”
RealTactics960

…did you just attack poof?

*beats blue until I am unconscious*
(you read that right)