Rael Is Back!!!

     Which is more exciting, the return of Rael or the return of Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer after his lonely trek with that pesky little dentist elf?

Shhh - don't tell anyone.

Update:  This isn't Rael, it's Rae1, we've been tricked!!!

I still say it's really cheater_1.

There must be 50 ways to determine whether this is the real Rael or just a Laer.

Method #1: Ask Rae1/Rael/Laer to compose a poem and compare it with Rael's published canon.

I've just posted 3 in the Poets and Writers group.

I demand a DNA sample.

And a large sum of unmarked, non-sequential US dollars in a paper bag placed beside the third trash can in the west parking lot of Balboa Park between 2:00 and 2:17AM tonight.

This is a worrying development. Do you have a DNA sample from before that you can compare it with - or are you planning to clone Rael?

What puzzles me, given it was such an advanced civilization, is why the portal did not look more like this ...

Which episode was that lighted portal from?

(I hope Rael wasn't hanging out with Joan Collins.)

... and the other portal was from "All Our Yesterdays" ?

He had a strange habit of sending me his old toothbrushes. I'm still trying to figure out what obscure literary allusion he was referencing.

To whomever left the paper bag in the west parking lot of Balboa Park at 2:09 AM last night, thanks, but next time let the ink dry before you stack the bills together.