Me: yea, illegal aliens
Illegal alien: oi carumba
Me: AHHHHHHH
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My sister: (making fun of my scared step dad) “don’t go out there’s aliens.”
Me: yea, illegal aliens
Illegal alien: oi carumba
Me: AHHHHHHH
Me: yea, illegal aliens
Illegal alien: oi carumba
Me: AHHHHHHH
My mom: "So what are you good at?"
Me: *thinking back to my latest accomplishments* Well I ate that whole entire jar of Nutella......
My mom : *blinks*
Me: So yeah basically I'm good at Nutella