Real Life Simulator (RP) [ONLY $9.99 BUY NOW]

LOOK AT YOURSELF. YOU'RE A SAD PIECE OF FLESH LIVING IN A BUNCH OF CARDBOARD WALLS AND WORKING YOURSELF TO DEATH FOR LESS THAN PENNIES. THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO. YOU HAVE DONE THIS TO YOURSELF. THIS IS THE ONLY WAY IT COULD'VE ENDED.

BUT WE HERE AT HAL STUDIOS HAVE GOT YOU COVERED! WE'VE CREATED A VIDEO GAME THAT PERFECTLY* ENCAPSULATES WHAT IT'S LIKE TO LIVE IN A MORE IDYLLIC WORLD! YOU CAN BE A SAD PIECE OF FLESH LIVING IN A MORE STABLE BUNCH OF CONCRETE WALLS AND WORK YOURSELF TO DEATH FOR A LITTLE MORE THAN PENNIES! BUY REAL LIFE SIMULATOR NOW FOR ONLY $9.99 AND LIVE THE LIFE OF YOUR DREAMS!

*CERTAIN THINGS MAY NOT BE VERY REALISTIC. THIS IS A HYPERBOLE.

WELCOME TO REAL LIFE SIMULATOR!

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UH OH! IT LOOKS LIKE YOU DON'T HAVE A HAL STUDIOS ACCOUNT! CREATE ONE NOW!

USERNAME:

YOUR REAL LIFE SIMULATOR CHARACTER DESCRIPTION:

PASSWORD (KEEP THIS TO YOURSELF!):

YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER:

NOW THAT YOU'VE CREATED YOUR HAL STUDIOS ACCOUNT, YOU ARE FREE TO START PLAYING THE GAME! HAVE FUN!:

hello, this is my first attempt at a freeform rp, the RP is just simulating real life but in a money-hungry video game with hundreds of micro transactions

also for mobile users, skill issue ngl just get a computer

USERNAME: RealLifeSux

YOUR REAL LIFE SIMULATOR CHARACTER DESCRIPTION: A Christian rapper in a hoodie, married (legit just nf)

PASSWORD (KEEP THIS TO YOURSELF!): *********

YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER:6969420

USERNAME: Admin007

YOUR REAL LIFE SIMULATOR CHARACTER DESCRIPTION: Developer account. You know this.

PASSWORD: ********************************************************* ********* *************

YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER: Why is this here? Gonna have to remove this later.

What?

wdym what

Pleaaase have this mean rps are back

Oh wrong thread.

Did u mean the gb one

LITTLEVILLE, 2:09 A.M.

Admin007 popped into Real Life Simulator. The surrounding area seemed empty of anybody, excluding NPCs. 2 days before Real Life Simulator released, the executives had demanded that the game be turned into an MMO. The game was designed to be a singleplayer experience, and as such, the game was riddled with bugs and design flaws. 007 checked the playercount. 1-2. Maybe they didn't have to work on the game anyway if the marketing had screwed them over AGAIN. 007 sighed (virtually) and typed in chat,

[DEVELOPER] Admin007: anybody there?

RealLifeSux: yea, I’m here. Got open ears

(I’ve decided it’s a character quirk that I always speak in rhyme)

Name: Pitiless

Description: Likes to act elegantly and speak eloquently.

Password: *******

SSN: Why is this necessary!?

[DEVELOPER] Admin007: Great.

[DEVELOPER] Admin003: yoooo you got up too? jus thought it was me and 001 here up that early

[DEVELOPER] Admin001: never work a day in your life they said. do something that you love they said.

(Thought you didn’t rp?)

(I didn’t) 😂

(Well glad you finally are lol. Also is this like early access)

(Like is it an early access rp thing?)

(no this is day of full release lmao)

RealLifeSux: so, what do we do in here? Is there anything to fear?

(Since this is my first one, I think I might watch the first few days to get the hang of it.)