Real Life Simulator (RP) [ONLY $9.99 BUY NOW]

[DEVELOPER] Admin007: Dear player, this was meant to emulate real life, and as such, the ideal way of playing is to live your life as you would if you had the opportunity to.

So this is basically Ready Player One.

(Alright)

RealLifeSux: who’s this pitiless guy? Are you afk, please reply

yeah it kind of of is lmao

That's cool, I love Ready Player One

[DEVELOPER] Admin003: Also, 7, we created a developer exclusive zone right out of Bigtown! idk what to call it, but I'm thinking "The Goon Cave", how is it?

[DEVELOPER] Admin001: Please, please, please don't call it that

RealLifeSux: yooo can I see? Just real quickly? I can give a name, one that’s not as lame

[DEVELOPER] Admin003: sure, just don't touch anything

/tp RealLifeSux to GoonCaveOfficial

[DEVELOPER] Admin001: good god you actually named it that

(What do I see?)

The "Goon Cave" is a poorly rendered server room. Two completely pitch black avatars with a red and orange outline stand. One is doing a base sit animation on top of a server. The other is hovering in the air, staring at the floor.

RealLifeSux: I don’t see all that much stuff that I could touch. This is kinda bland. Why aren’t you on land?

(I am going to be so tired of this so soon)

(The rhyming I mean)

[DEVELOPER] Admin003: just bc it's developer exclusive doesn't mean that it's gonna be glamourous. the real thing that's impressive is that this is an actual live version of the actual game server room!

The server that 003 was sitting on explodes suddenly.

[DEVELOPER] Admin003: i don't think that's good....

[DEVELOPER] Admin001: get one of the techs to check it out. 
back to the game you go, player. /tp RealLifeSux to spawn

Leaning back in his chair, 007 set to the hard task of testing what worked and what didn't. He logged into Test-Account and set about to trying for bugs. The AI for the NPCs worked, the job system worked (500 minigames for each profession and none were fun. pretty accurate.), property worked, and marriage worked. 007 checked the clock of the computer, away from the flashy screen.

4:12 A.M.

It was getting pretty late. He'd done his part, and now it was time for the rest of the Admins to step up. Just as he hit the escape button, a message in chat caught his eye.

[-----]000: Seven. Seven. Seven. You.

[____--]000: I breathe. I live.

000 has left the game.

RealLifeSux: what’s going on? Wait… are you Bond?

Admin007 has left the game.

RealLifeSux: wow, he ignored me. What a big bully.

Pitiless: Currently, I’m spectating the opening drama!

HALSUCKS9000: heheheehhee

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