Real Life Simulator (RP) [ONLY $9.99 BUY NOW]
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*proceeds to give everyone the 50% discount
Feb 19, 2025
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#623
[DEVELOPER] Admin003: I don't think I'm supposed to tell you, but we're all working on a big 'ol DLC for the game
Feb 21, 2025
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#625
New DLC Created!
We here at Hal Studios hear you, the consumer. We want what's best for you! (and also us but that's besides the point) So, we've decided to release a MASSIVE expansion; one sure to blow your LOW expectations out of the water. This expansion will be sure to never TAPER off or FADE away. Without further ado, welcome to the Politics and War DLC!
This DLC adds:
- New job: the President
- Can declare war
- Can use nukes for free
- Can declare laws
- You need to have had an account for at least 2 weeks to run for president
- You must win in an election to become president
- Players can create political parties
- You can now invade other nations, with four maps
- You can now be invaded by other nations, with three defense maps
- Added a bunch of new enemy types
- Added spies
- You can now be a spy
General Updates:
- Added our HQ to the game!
- You can now buy a tank using Megabucks
- Added skins for cars
- You have to get them by rolling loot boxes that you get by spending MegaBucks
- Added Destructibility
Feb 21, 2025
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#626
RealLifeSux: I’m gonna run for president! Anyone who votes me does not get their home nuked when I become president!
Feb 21, 2025
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#627
[DEVELOPER] Admin004: WHAT IF PEOPLE DON'T VOTE YOU FOR PRESIDENT? BECAUSE YOU SUCK? THEN YOU CAN'T BOMB ANYONE'S HOUSE.
Feb 21, 2025
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#628
RealLifeSux: I have my mom’s credit card. If I can’t get free nukes… I can pay
The gam's nonsense and its spam. IT's a trash store. Hal Studios is literally horrible at making products.
They make clothes with deesign concepts. Those two don't go together unfortunately.
Got-Dead wrote:
LOOK AT YOURSELF. YOU'RE A SAD PIECE OF FLESH LIVING IN A BUNCH OF CARDBOARD WALLS AND WORKING YOURSELF TO DEATH FOR LESS THAN PENNIES. THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO. YOU HAVE DONE THIS TO YOURSELF. THIS IS THE ONLY WAY IT COULD'VE ENDED.
BUT WE HERE AT HAL STUDIOS HAVE GOT YOU COVERED! WE'VE CREATED A VIDEO GAME THAT PERFECTLY* ENCAPSULATES WHAT IT'S LIKE TO LIVE IN A MORE IDYLLIC WORLD! YOU CAN BE A SAD PIECE OF FLESH LIVING IN A MORE STABLE BUNCH OF CONCRETE WALLS AND WORK YOURSELF TO DEATH FOR A LITTLE MORE THAN PENNIES! BUY REAL LIFE SIMULATOR NOW FOR ONLY $9.99 AND LIVE THE LIFE OF YOUR DREAMS!
*CERTAIN THINGS MAY NOT BE VERY REALISTIC. THIS IS A HYPERBOLE.
WELCOME TO REAL LIFE SIMULATOR!
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UH OH! IT LOOKS LIKE YOU DON'T HAVE A HAL STUDIOS ACCOUNT! CREATE ONE NOW!
USERNAME:
YOUR REAL LIFE SIMULATOR CHARACTER DESCRIPTION:
PASSWORD (KEEP THIS TO YOURSELF!):
YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER:
NOW THAT YOU'VE CREATED YOUR HAL STUDIOS ACCOUNT, YOU ARE FREE TO START PLAYING THE GAME! HAVE FUN!:
hello, this is my first attempt at a freeform rp, the RP is just simulating real life but in a money-hungry video game with hundreds of micro transactions
also for mobile users, skill issue ngl just get a computer
Most of this is a lie. Not all of us have to live that life. Go talk to a homeless guy he might accept it.
Huh I ain't a hater. I looked them up. It didn't look great. I am serious.
Feb 26, 2025
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#634
username: ShadowTheXVII
description: A man who has multiple phd in military warfare psychology han dto hand combat and 19 different sciences and engineering ones
Password:*************************************************************************************************************************************
*becomes a cia agent*
Mar 4, 2025
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#638
Username: Ashly
Your Real Life Simulator Character Description: A friendly female werewolf
Password: 1234 (wait we need to keep this to ourselves? Opps)
Password: ****
Your Social Security Number: 1234
Your Real Life Simulator Character Description: A friendly female werewolf
Password: 1234 (wait we need to keep this to ourselves? Opps)
Password: ****
Your Social Security Number: 1234
RealLifeSux: bro where is everyone