Rename "chess.com," "hi.com"

YoU gUyS hAvE nO iDeA wHeRe I aM
DoNt LoOk In ThE cLoSeT
wEll I jUsT dID
AnD TheRe ArE RaBBiTs

I think we'd attract a lot more kids, and it would overall be better. Just think of this from my perspective:
(Note: Sarcasm)
I'm bored. I have nothing to do. Then, in a club, I see someone write, "hi."
I bubble with excitement, will someone finally notice me?? I also write back, "hi," 4 or 5 times in a row to make sure I am noticed. A minute later, after fervently refreshing notifs, I achieve victory! Someone responded, and says hi!
I feel, if we rename "chess.com" "hi.com," then we'd attract many more people, and more people could join the "hi," community, and have experiences like I just described.
Not even being sarcastic or satire, bump this to "Chess.com Community" so it's one of the first things people see when they open the forums tab.

HaHa
Oh WaIt My CaNdY wAs In ThE cLoSeT
YaY. I goT Ur CaNdY. SuRRenDer Now Or I'LL Eat Ur CaNdY

HaHa
Oh WaIt My CaNdY wAs In ThE cLoSeT
o YEs yUmmy CHoKLAt
NoOoOoOoOoOo

HaHa
Oh WaIt My CaNdY wAs In ThE cLoSeT
YaY. I goT Ur CaNdY. SuRRenDer Now Or I'LL Eat Ur CaNdY
I sUrReNdEr

Yes I saw the sarcasm note but i feel like if all the little kids saw this they'll shut up
We're in the middle of role-playing.
Don't ask how this even happened.

HaHa
Oh WaIt My CaNdY wAs In ThE cLoSeT
YaY. I goT Ur CaNdY. SuRRenDer Now Or I'LL Eat Ur CaNdY
I sUrReNdEr
YeS

HaHa
Oh WaIt My CaNdY wAs In ThE cLoSeT
YaY. I goT Ur CaNdY. SuRRenDer Now Or I'LL Eat Ur CaNdY
I sUrReNdEr
YeS
BuT wAiT iM jAcK nOt sUrReNdEr

Yes I saw the sarcasm note but i feel like if all the little kids saw this they'll shut up
We're in the middle of role-playing.
Don't ask how this even happened.
lololol
xD

HaHa
Oh WaIt My CaNdY wAs In ThE cLoSeT
YaY. I goT Ur CaNdY. SuRRenDer Now Or I'LL Eat Ur CaNdY
I sUrReNdEr
yEy aNd we sTIlL EaT yOuR CaNdY HAHA
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YoU gUyS hAvE nO iDeA wHeRe I aM
DoNt LoOk In ThE cLoSeT