Riddles Time yay

Let's post some riddles (or jokes) yay

The riddles can be totally stupid or hard, it's fine 

Also you can give prizes (if you want)

Just please come back for the answer (it would be so dumb if someone is doing a riddle and he never come back)

Also jokes are good too

Let's riddle time *-*

ok

Let's go.

What was the cause of great fire of London ?

A baker's shop on Pudding Lane.

why did your mom have you???

i have no idea

No, fire

What's the difference between a dollar and a ruble now?

About one dollar.

bruh -.-

1.What has arms but can not hug?

2.What has arms but can not hug?

3. How do we know the ocean is friendly? ( a difficult one)

10 cheers to the person who can solve all 3 questions above

1 a excavator 2 a excavator 3 bc it waves

3. Because I sea that it is.

not quite right

 1. Collision? Maybe no maybe 

2. Collision? Maybe no maybe 

nope :<

My friend said 1. Armchair. Correct.

(P.s. my friend does not have a cc account just give 20 cheers to someone who solves the 3rd one )

AHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH I ASKED GOOGLE LMAO

Wow that was ded

Ow0