“rizzardry”


The title of this thread is a pun which can you get you a rizzstraining order, or worse yet, arizzsted! The sort of jokes are rizzlly not funny. Some people actually call first rizzsponders like the police to put an end to these rizziculas jokes. A few of these terrible rizzlers who make puns like this include Adolf rizzler, Benito Rizzolini, and other Terrorizzts.
Keep away from the rizz jokes!

- Rizz may be all about charisma, but in a game of chess, it's about capturing the opponent's king with cha-Rizz-ma!
- When it comes to chess, Rizz isn't just a game, it's a queen's gambit!
- Rizz is a game of seduction, but when it meets chess, it becomes a game of strategic allure!
- In chess, sometimes you have to sacrifice a piece to get a better position, or as I like to call it, a Rizz-k!
- The endgame in chess can be tricky, but with a little bit of Rizz, you can turn the board in your favor!
- You know, in chess, they say it's all about strategy. But Rizz? That's the real power move!
- Rizz is the perfect blend of intelligence and charm - just like a chess grandmaster!
- Chess is the game of kings, but Rizz is the game of the charm king!
- Rizz your way to the top in the game of chess, one charismatic move at a time!
- Checkmate? More like check-Rizz!
Credits: Rizz Jokes