Roast me as hard as you can.Why?Because i’m bored.
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I look at you and think 2 billion years of evolution for this?…
You look like the before picture
You’re so fat, you kept the Sun in place with your gravitational field.
U smell so bad that soap is afraid of getting near you
Normal people see a lot. But you…when was the last time you saw your feet?
You are the reason their warning signs on mirrors
Your the only one who can date a imaginary person and still get ghosted 👻
You’re so fat, you can only roll to move.
In an elevator, 10 people went in. The limit was 300. You stepped in, and the elevator went straight down.
I know 40 people who don’t have a life, you are all 40 of them.
I’m gonna stop so I don’t get banned.
what is with all of the "your momma so fat..." jokes-
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When someone asks if your stupid or really dumb your too idiotic to understand what that means
