Roast me as hard as you can.Why?Because i’m bored.

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You might want to rethink being the main character in your own roast—at this point, it feels like you’re just a background extra in a bad sitcom!

aerefs
I know 10 fat people, and your 9 of them
EmmettGM
Commander Catty you get all of your roasts for ChatGPT and yt shorts you try to recycle them but you realize they go in the garbage along with you
thereisnolimit

You’re like a cloud—when you go away, it’s a beautiful day! If you were any more ordinary, you’d be a default font!

CommanderCatty
#63 you are a fat bald bastard you piece of subhuman trash, 2000 years of constant human evolution to create a hairless sack of shi-
EmmettGM
Roses are red violets are blue I thought humans evolved clearly we forgot about you
silllyguy
Roast
thereisnolimit

#65

"You're like a software update. Whenever I see you, I think, 'Not now!'"

EmmettGM
A haiku to roast you

CommanderCatty—
blunders like it’s modern art.
Pawns beg for rescue.
epicsneyser3000
I could sell you to the zoo if I saw you once.