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MarcoBR444 wrote:
Robert_New_Alekhine wrote:

IT BEGINS! THE ULTIMATE QUESTION AND ANSWER SESSION FROM:

Chess.com's 2cnd best member according to the most recent "CHESS.COM HALL OF FAME"

UNRIVALED SECOND-TO-WORST TROLL BEHIND BADDOGNO!

Crusher of MSC157 in their blitz games!

HOST OF THE CHESS.COM HALL OF FAME

A HIGH EXPERT IN THE USCF!!!

Along with many other well known things about me that are so well known that I do not believe they need to be repeated here!

I AM ALSO THE CHALLENGER TO THE KING OF PATZERS, MARCOBR444! JOIN THIS TOURNAMENT IF YOU WISH TO ATTEMPT TO BECOME THE KING OF PATZERS AND I WILL ORGANIZE A DEATH MATCH WITH YOU AFTER YOU DEFEAT MARCO!

 

 

You said you joined the tournament Official Patzer Chess Championship:


http://www.chess.com/tournament/official-patzer-chess-championships

But that tournament has a limit: rating 1325 or less in correspondence chess.

How did you join? Do you have another account in chess.com?

 

I AM THE CHALENGER TO THE KING OF PATZERS! AFTER I BEAT HIM IN A MATCH, THE WINNER OF THAT TOURNAMENT WILL GET THE RIGHT TO CHALLENGE ME.

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Harish73 wrote:

What do you seroiusly think of my blogs?

I seroiusly think that seroiusly is misspelled. Other than that, they are great.

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tomtrytostay wrote:
What are we?

Post the answer on my thread please

Rats and Dogs!

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mromanian wrote:

lol, 42 yrs old, I'm doubting that

33 :L

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UseWithCare wrote:

1) If you're the new Alekhine, can you say (write) 'hello' in Russian correctly? 

2) Do you play Russian draughts and Russian roulette?

3) Give us a short description of the situation in the US in 2050. 

1).Da

2.Net

3.Ne znau

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did you answer my question?

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Yeah! I purposely misspelled

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zuvery53 wrote:

did you answer my question?

Yes. But forgot to post it.

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Robert, how many chess addicts does it take to change a light-bulb?

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MarcoBR444 wrote:

Robert, how many chess addicts does it take to change a light-bulb?

No number of chess addicts can change a lightbulb, since they are all busy beating the King of Patzers instead.

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soo, will you post?

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My goal is to be a titled player.

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MSC157 HAS BEEN MUTED!!! CHECK OUT MY NEW THREAD ON THE TOPIC!!!

Please be relevant, helpful & nice!

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Robert_New_Alekhine wrote:

My goal is to be a titled player.

 

1 - How many years do you think you need to take the GM title?

2 - How old are you now?

3 - Do you think you will be able to be the World Champion of Chess?

4 - Do you think Magnus Carlsen can beat Komodo 9.3 in a standard game, no odds, just normal?

5 - Who killed John Kennedy?

6 - What is the meaning of life?

7 - Did NASA really land on the Moon or that is just bullshit?

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MarcoBR444 wrote:
Robert_New_Alekhine wrote:

My goal is to be a titled player.

 

1 - How many years do you think you need to take the GM title?

2 - How old are you now?

3 - Do you think you will be able to be the World Champion of Chess?

4 - Do you think Magnus Carlsen can beat Komodo 9.3 in a standard game, no odds, just normal?

5 - Who killed John Kennedy?

6 - What is the meaning of life?

7 - Did NASA really land on the Moon or that is just bullshit?

1.No idea

2.Already answered that

3.No idea

4.No. Neither can the King of Patzers

5.Henry Oswalt and someone else.

6.I thought I answered that?

7. No

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GAH! MSC was muted!!!

CHECK OUT MY NEW THREAD ON THE MATTER:
https://www.chess.com/forum/view/community/runners-why-does-this-amp--member-msc157-disconnect-and-be-muted 

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Woah! I'll see that!

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Hi, Robert. When did you start playing chess?

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Privet!

I am Alexander_Old_Alekhine. Finally I'm back and You can ask me everything.

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that was good