Role call.

you've been dead for like two months dude welcome back

3 weeks. 

Oh, I only came back to say I was closing.

I'm joking.

yeah, that's like two months

I mean, if you round 3 weeks to 6 weeks (because 3 weeks is half of 6 weeks, and in math you can round up 1/2 to 1) and then round up 6 weeks to 2 months, then you are correct.

Though introducing this philosophical idea breaks the rules of math and probably life.

I feel bad for leaving.

Losing arguably (I'll leave the old ones in the question to be nice) the best philosopher in the world for 3 weeks.

Luckily I've emerged with a few chess books and a fresh mind.

wow, your alive

You're you mean

it took me a couple minutes to understand what you meant

I looked back at my statement and took a few seconds to understand what I wrote also.

good, that means that im not too high

your low in the mUd

no, im deep in the mud

no your descended in the mud

Is no one going to point out that I spelled it "Role Call" instead of "Roll Call?"

I mean, Autobunny pointed it out earlier, but no one noticed.

i noticed but i never said

I was too lazy to look up if it was "roll call" or "role call," so I just wung it.

uhh idk?