Roman from egg to hero?🥚🦸‍♂️

Huh Roman is warm but do you make it scrambled or regular egg?

R.I.P Roman

heres my advice for Roman: Glue feathers to your skin, undergo cosmetic surgery to form a cartilagenous beak, and learn to eat bird seed and repeat what you hear. Don't forget to form a gullet, gizzard, and other such bird-related anatomical features. Relieve yourself wherever and whenever convenient. Keep this up and your parents MAY cave and finally throw you out. Continue to do all this out on the streets, as you've modified yourself beyond repair already. Hopefully someone will take pity on you and give you some money, eventually amassing to a sum enough for a bird. Of course, living on your own, you would have no viable source of income to care for yourself or the bird, so maybe don't do this.