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Aliens invade, take all the food, then get blown up by asteroid
Earth's food gets vaporized by exploding Mars.
Everybody starves to death and millions of years later, new aliens find our bodies.
LOL
However the empire goes insane and everyone starts turning everyone else into fruit and vegetables so they can eat them.
Because all the food is gone because it got vaporized
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