Salad Puns

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Lettuce begin
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Cmon guys I just need leafy salad puns
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Don’t lettuce down
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I think I will
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I will also take weed puns
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Don’t worry, we will weed out the weak ones
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What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.
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lmao
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What do you call a golfer who's had a haircut and met the par ?

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Parsnip

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I’d rephrase that one.

”What do you call a barber who likes to golf? Parsnip.”