Saturday Night Live
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will ferrell, Celebrity jeopardary; adam sandler, Herihly Boy
Curtain, Radner, Chase, and BELUSI!
SAMARAI Delicetessen... (How do you spell delicate-tension? (I'm too lazy to look it up (yet not lazy to talk about being too lazy (Am I using too many parenthesis? (isn't that what they are for?)))))
... no Coke, Pepsi.
And the new guy... Murray
Carol Burnette show had a few grins too.
WE ARE THE KILLER BEES!
Joe Cocker & John Belushi
Belushi & Akroid 
The Coneheads
Martin Short---Church Lady 
The Ronco Bassomatic 
Jane you incompatant SLUT 
THERE WILL BE A CHESS.COM PRESS BRIEFING AT 1PM
My name is Shaun, and I'm the head Staff member here at Chess.com. With V3 up and running we thought it would be pleasant to start giving daily briefings of the status of the site. And with that, I'll take your questions.--Yes, Bob 
Shouldn't Erik be here to brief us?? As you know, Erik has been working like a dog night and day for months now. I don't think its TOO much to ask that he be allowed to play a few rounds of golf now & then at Marra Largo. Next Question--Linda. What is Chess.com doing about all the negative & derogatory comments getting posted on a daily basis??
Chess.com is a VERY LARGE site and has over 17 million members PERIOD!
We are working deligently to provide a safe, fun and creative refuge for ALL members. 
Sockpuppets are dealt with swiftly and effectively.
What will you do about infamous trolls like Kaynight, and RJC ?? 
Yes, Yes I know. Trust me, the're days are numbered. We're taking the gloves off with Kay & RJ and when we catch them, were gonna take them out back and SHOOT them!
Look, people! We know the sites' not perfect. But this is the TOS. THIS is your contract to make Chess.com great again. When you see something wrong, send in a ticket. Next question. 
Sheppard Smith---FOX NEWS
Yeah...Shaun. Is there any truth to the rumor that JD Cannon is secretly working with the Trump Administration to sell Chess.com to the Russians??
W..W...WHAT!?
Where did THAT come from?? NO there is NO truth to that rumor because that's all it is---A RUMOR!!
I've known JD all my life and his references are impeckable. 
I'll have you know that JD Cannon WALKS to and from work every day because he has donated his car to a homeless Veteran's Shelter. 
YOU Sir, have been getting "alternative facts" from WAY too many Sockpuppets.
Shaun, what's up with all the cheating threads that get started in the forums?? 
There is NO CHEATING going on, on Chess.com. And if there is, we don't talk about it! Do I make myself CLEAR??
Well then are the forums on V3 any better than the forums on V2 ?? You wanna know about the forums?.......Here, I got your forums for ya.....look out.....coming through........Left....go left.....now right....hard right.....THIS is what the forums in V3 look like......how do you like THEM apples heh??......... 
AND LIVE FROM CALIF ITS CHESS.COM
Starting from the mid 70s when it first aired to now, who are some of your favorite cast members? How about a memorable show? Who was/is your favorite guest host?