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Anyone got some good science puns?

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Q: What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?

A: All you have to do is watch Chuck Norris hit himself in the face :)

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Anything that doesn't matter... has no mass

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Beautiful.

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Or I don't mind and you don't matter.

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why did the scientist cross the road?

to get to the other side

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Hayden, that was terrible.

I blew up my chemistry experiment. Unfortunately, oxidents happen.

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2 red blood cells meet. Alas, it was in vein :)

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