Such a mania with burning things.
Seriously man, I hate chess nerds.
Sort:
I like duck, crispy fried. 
Just snap its scrawny neck and into the pan with it.
And the bones can be used to make amusing ornaments. 
where is the restroom?
This hot chick chose a chess nerd my ass, women have an almost endless supply of pity for puppies and orphaned kittens. Chess nerds bring out a mothering instinct in women because chess nerd are so helpless.
And pathetic.
the chess nerd actually has the same characteristics as you. Strange
Here, ducky ducky, I've got some nice orange sauce for you...
good god! And this is why the cheerleader date the school chess champion right !? Women swoon over the nerd in the movie?
Yeah,move over Brad Pitt and that other guy from 22 Jump Street there is a nerd to replace you!?h
One day you will be old enough to start chasing girls and boy you are going to have a few surprises. Don't wanna spoil it but all I can say is ...I hope you like warming the bench. ( that is a basketball reference , a manly game played outside in the sunshine and that involves running and hitting a ball with a bat)
youre an asshole and surely get no girls, not even the ugly ones. Face it.
pertropupil you are still 200 points away from being a nerd, is this what you are aiming for ? To be the next mediocre chess geek no chick on the beach notices...is that worth the effort ?
I-AM-YOUR-GRANDPA wrote:
youre an asshole and surely get no girls, not even the ugly ones. Face it.
You are a nerd and a Russian? It is a cruel world.I would be bitter too.
And see? you are made to distinguish between ugly and pretty girls, girls are made to distinguish between manly alpha males and chess nerds sorry,buddy, that is just the way it works.
good lord...a nerd, a Russian and a virgin? It is really a cruel world.
Yes you got me, you surely know me in real life. I wish you a good cancer :)
I-AM-YOUR-GRANDPA wrote:
Yes you got me, you surely know me in real life. I wish you a good cancer :)
Yes, blame the Duck, I was the one who told you throw your life away to chess and be born in Russia.
Daniel W. Gormally (born 4 May 1976), is a British chess Grandmaster. His peak rating was 2573 on the January 2006 rating list. Nationally he is ranked 15th, and is the 14th strongest of England's 26 grandmasters. He was a member of the English team competing in the 37th Chess Olympiad and prematurely left the Olympiad after punching Armenian Grandmaster Levon Aronian over the Australian Woman International Master Arianne Caoili at one of the evening social events while Aronian and Caoili were dancing and Gormally had consumed too much alcohol
OK, this is impressive, I mean knocking a guy out is one thing but punching a guy over a girl takes brute strength man , and I am talking Hulk strength. Even if she was around 5 feet tall ,heck, even if she was a midget that is still damn tough to do.
Not often you see a chess nerd making himself useful ,kudos.