Seven Big Failed Environmentalist Predictions

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bigpoison
JamieDelarosa wrote:

Fracking, or hydraulic fracturing, is almost as old as the oil industry itself.  In the old days, they had open holes and used to drop dynmaite down induces fractures in the oil bearing formation.  It is by no means a "last gasp."

 

Ummm...no.  How do you hydraulically fracture a formation with dynamite? 

You've got all the science degrees, you must understand hydraulics. 

Without a medium (hydraulic fluid if you prefer) and pressure, you can't hydraulically fracture.

The idea can be traced back to just after the second WW, but the actual practice was impossible before the huge technological advances  in directional drilling that occurred in the early aughts.

Certainly, though, it isn't the "last gasp" in man's quest for oil. 

kayak21

I don't understand all this fracking fracking. Innocent

Pulpofeira

It will end fracking itself.

Syd_Arthur

Could someone please put up a graph to make sense of all this?

Pulpofeira

Also, there are huge reserves of oil at the Poles. We only need to remove all that fracking ice, quickly!

kayak21
kaynight wrote:

It's a way to get oil out of the shale deposits under our feet kayak. Blackpool would be reduced to rubble with this process, but hey... a small price to pay.

When I went to Blackpool I thought it WAS rubble. ;)

ConstrictorKnot
Syd_Arthur wrote:

Could someone please put up a graph to make sense of all this?

kayak21
Pulpofeira wrote:

Also, there are huge reserves of oil at the Poles. We only need to remove all that fracking ice, quickly!

Would the oil be frozen? Could we store it in the freezer? Innocent

kayak21

Thanks ConstrictorKnot.......Now I understand. :)

Pulpofeira

Mine is full of octopus.

Pulpofeira

I meant, my freezer!

kayak21
kaynight wrote:
Blackpool is class extraordinaire.. You can buy a plastic strap-on bum there, with a rubber, you know what, coming out of the back of it. Don't know about you kayak, but it makes one proud to be British.

Yea, I know. I bought one. ;)

kayak21
Pulpofeira wrote:

I meant, my freezer!

We thought it was your strap-on bum. ;)

Pulpofeira

At least is smooth.

clms_chess

what the?? what in tarnation is going on in here? lol For weeks we maybe get one maybe two posts per day on this thread...

then 28?

And Syd... its only blatantly bleeding obvious to those who buy into the hype that man is totally repsonsible for global warming ...

so there! :P

kayak21
kaynight wrote:
Blackpool is class extraordinaire.. You can buy a plastic strap-on bum there, with a rubber, you know what, coming out of the back of it. Don't know about you kayak, but it makes one proud to be British.

In the Canary Islands they sell things to help you get an all over tan in the sun. I mean ALL OVER, well more like down under. Embarassed

kayak21
clms_chess wrote:

what the?? what in tarnation is going on in here? lol For weeks we maybe get one maybe two posts per day on this thread...

then 28?

And Syd... its only blatantly bleeding obvious to those who buy into the hype that man is totally repsonsible for global warming ...

so there! :P

It wasn't me, I didn't do it. My last car had a potato stuck up the exhaust pipe. ;)

kayak21
Pulpofeira wrote:

At least is smooth.

Not as smooth as mine, lol ;)

Pulpofeira

I was meaning the octopus again!

kayak21

Embarassed