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Shadow's Ama ( Ask me anything)
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If you tried to “think outside the box,” would you accidentally just create a bigger box?
Could you take a nap inside a dream, or would that be too meta?
If your reflection started arguing with you, would you agree to disagree or just call for backup?
If you could wear your feelings as an outfit, would you be a hot mess or a fashion icon?
Could you become friends with your shadow, or would it always try to one-up you?
Does Zelda ever get tired of being rescued, or does she secretly enjoy the drama?
If the Master Sword was a real sword, would it get jealous if you picked up a different sword in a store?
If Link had to cook dinner for everyone in Hyrule, would it just be a big pot of goron rock stew or a delicate soup with fairy dust?
Why does Link never just ask the villagers where to find the next dungeon instead of running around in circles for hours?
Do Moblins ever just sit around and talk about their feelings, or do they just yell and chase people all the time?
If a Bokoblin had a job interview, would it get hired for its “enthusiasm” or fired for being too “aggressive”?
Does Ganon ever get tired of being the villain, or is it more of a “family tradition”?
Do the Wizzrobes ever get confused about which direction they’re casting spells in, or are they just pretending to be mysterious?
Can the ReDeads feel embarrassed when you catch them dancing, or do they embrace the spotlight?
Why does Link always choose the green tunic? Is it a marketing decision, or is he just really loyal to the color green?
Would Link ever just take a break and do some gardening instead of saving the world? Or does he need a vacation?
Could Link open a bakery with all the rupees he finds, or would that be too much work for one person?
Why does Link keep breaking pots? Does he just have a vendetta against pottery, or is it a metaphor for life’s fragility?
If Link had to sit down and write a biography, would he focus more on his sword skills or his deep, unspoken connection to his horse?
If the Triforce of Wisdom had to take an IQ test, would it be too smart for the test, or would it just get bored halfway through?
Do the sages ever meet up for lunch and gossip about Link, or do they just stay locked away in their temples all the time?
If the Master Sword could have a conversation, what would it say to Ganon? Something cutting, or would it just deflect his evil plans?
Does the Wind Waker ever get jealous of the Ocarina of Time for being the ultimate musical instrument?
If the Gerudo tried online dating, would they just list "thief" as their hobby, or would they have a more mysterious profile?
If you accidentally use a bomb on a puzzle, does the game feel disappointed in you, or just pretend like you were supposed to do that?
Why are the puzzles so hard? Is there a puzzle degree you need to get before becoming a dungeon master?
If Link ever just stopped fighting and started painting, what kind of art would he make? Abstract sword art?
Does the Hylian Shield ever get tired of always being in the background of every adventure, or is it just content being the “supporting actor”?
If the Great Deku Tree held a therapy session, would it tell you about its childhood trauma, or just make wooden puns?
Could the Ocarina become a famous pop star if it decided to go on tour, or is it destined to always be Link’s musical sidekick?
Why is the hookshot so good at making Link go places? Couldn’t Link just use a ladder sometimes? Or is that too “boring”?
Why are there so many chickens that want to fight Link? Are they just super loyal to the chickens he’s already killed, or do they have unresolved issues?
have you ever thought about kidnapping a celebrity
Do you like chicken?
How old are you?
#54 Reasonable! I didn’t wanna share my age either but then my sister leaked it.
have you ever just sit on a puddle of house shills pointing to the sun blast oregon
#40 Yeah thanks for understanding.