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If a football championship is called a Super Bowl, what is a bowling championship called? 🤔
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Super foot
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What is it like thinking as a spirit with no brain?🤔
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You can’t unless you are In heaven
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What is it like living outside of reality?🤔
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Tardigrades party a lot that’s what i was in my past life until a wizard hit me in the left arm and I became un immortal and then he shot me
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9 but God made reality, therefore he could exist outside of it
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Isn’t coffee just tea?🤔
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No because you don’t put a coffee bag in them coffee is juice
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Actually there is such a thing as coffee bags
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if you’re completely bald and wash your face then how far will you go🤔
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You the f*ck invented that
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if i'm not human what am i?

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Think of it this way, what is tea? Tea is a ground plant that water is ran through to produce flavored water, what is coffee? The same thing
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Whats a color that begins with q?

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queen blue
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I guess that works. Although that almost feels like a cheat.

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What lies behind the fabric of reality, what if you could bend the fabric of reality?
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Quinzlet i submitted to the paint company put they removed it because it was too similar to safety orange
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if people who eat other peoples heads r cannibals what's it called when u eat their hair?