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#68 no man, I’ve always wondered these
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66 67 those are actually amazing
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WAIT, I just realized… Taxes are a yearly subscription to the country you live in. Childhood is just the free trial…
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Imagine if every time you look at yourself in the mirror, you are really looking at yourself in an alternate universe where directions are switched
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74 DANG
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Your eraser slowly dies… because of your mistakes
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How come we fought England so that we didn’t have to pay taxes, then immediately implemented taxes🤔
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Wait… if the Earth is the third planet from the sun… doesn’t that make every country a third world country
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77 I will be thinking of that every time I write something 😂
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Lawyers hope you get sued, doctors home you get sick, cops hope you’re a criminal, mechanics hope you have car trouble, but only a thief wishes you prosperity…
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Why is it called a high when you get drunk when people only drink because they are depressed?
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Oh my gosh
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Imagine if I ran a scheme of kidnapping people with their consent🤔
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Why does food get cold, but drinks get hot?
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Why are they called apartments… when they’re all stuck together??
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What would it be like if you removed a humans soul 🤔
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Death to the body
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Is it called Sand because it’s between the sea and land?
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If you don’t pay taxes… you get sent to a place where you don’t pay taxes…
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If the man who invented the sandwich did so on a beach, which sand did he invent the sandwich on?
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