Silly riddles!

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Nghtstalker

Anyone up for silly riddles?!  I need more in repertoire for our friends kids also I need practice!  Lol.   Rules:  It should be a silly and hopefully funny riddle.  Bonus if you made it up yourself!!  

If you solve it you put a new one in... Thats it.  

What does an Elephant do before a trip?  

KeSetoKaiba

Packs a trunk?

Nghtstalker

Damn that was fast!  lol  well done KeSeto!  Your turn

 

KeSetoKaiba
Nghtstalker wrote:

Damn that was fast!  lol  well done KeSeto!  Your turn

Guess I'm just fast with riddles - my brother is even faster though! 

Here is one for kids:

Q: A one-story house has 2 doors, 2 windows, 2 people living there and 2 cars. How many floors does the house have?

A: (hidden in white text) 1 floor; it is a "one-story house."

I heard this riddles years ago but modified it myself (sort of bonus). My slight modification was mostly psychological because of what draws the eye. (spoiler in white next coming up)... then number one doesn't draw the eye in my version because it is written out, unlike the other numbers.

JoelMohan
KeSetoKaiba wrote:
Nghtstalker wrote:

Damn that was fast!  lol  well done KeSeto!  Your turn

Guess I'm just fast with riddles - my brother is even faster though! 

Here is one for kids:

Q: A one-story house has 2 doors, 2 windows, 2 people living there and 2 cars. How many floors does the house have?

A: (hidden in white text) 1 floor; it is a "one-story house."

I heard this riddles years ago but modified it myself (sort of bonus). My slight modification was mostly psychological because of what draws the eye. (spoiler in white next coming up)... then number one doesn't draw the eye in my version because it is written out, unlike the other numbers.

it is a one story house it has no floors

JoelMohan
KeSetoKaiba wrote:
Nghtstalker wrote:

Damn that was fast!  lol  well done KeSeto!  Your turn

Guess I'm just fast with riddles - my brother is even faster though! 

Here is one for kids:

Q: A one-story house has 2 doors, 2 windows, 2 people living there and 2 cars. How many floors does the house have?

A: (hidden in white text) 1 floor; it is a "one-story house."

I heard this riddles years ago but modified it myself (sort of bonus). My slight modification was mostly psychological because of what draws the eye. (spoiler in white next coming up)... then number one doesn't draw the eye in my version because it is written out, unlike the other numbers.

wow i can see the white text now lol

KeSetoKaiba

happy.png Yup the gray background makes it visible, but you can also highlight the hidden white text to reveal what it says without quoting grin.png

Nghtstalker

So was Joel considered right or was that too technical??

lol

KeSetoKaiba
Nghtstalker wrote:

So was Joel considered right or was that too technical??

lol

Close enough I suppose xD because they caught the idea. A one-story house does have one floor though (the ground floor), but they got the "trick" of the riddle at least xD

Nghtstalker
JoelMohan wrote:
KeSetoKaiba wrote:
Nghtstalker wrote:

Damn that was fast!  lol  well done KeSeto!  Your turn

Guess I'm just fast with riddles - my brother is even faster though! 

Here is one for kids:

Q: A one-story house has 2 doors, 2 windows, 2 people living there and 2 cars. How many floors does the house have?

A: (hidden in white text) 1 floor; it is a "one-story house."

I heard this riddles years ago but modified it myself (sort of bonus). My slight modification was mostly psychological because of what draws the eye. (spoiler in white next coming up)... then number one doesn't draw the eye in my version because it is written out, unlike the other numbers.

wow i can see the white text now lol

Do you have a silly riddle for us?

AussieMatey

Why didn't the Queen learn how to sew?

She was afraid of the pins.

elmo30

So a plane is flying over the border of east and west Berlin during berlin wall and crashes. which side of the border were the survivors buried on?

Nghtstalker

lol survivors are not buried

 

Why is the penguins head so cold?

 

KeSetoKaiba
Nghtstalker wrote:

lol survivors are not buried

Why is the penguins head so cold?

idk...no ear-muffs or hat? wink.png

Nghtstalker

noooo nice try..... lets see if anyone else gets it for a moment.....