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hhmm yeah that's really great but I was hoping for something with a smidge of humour,wit,pathos,irony ya know? something along those lines..but hey..nice try!
Jul 23, 2010
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a smidge of humor? Where do you think I got the quote, the book of Genesis?
Wow... What a biblesome ! Hey ! I'm new in your community. Wanna be friend. Thanks.
SteveM wrote:
a smidge of humor? Where do you think I got the quote, the book of Genesis?
it is clever, i'll grant you that, but it's not silly.Now if you had quoted Stan's question to Olly of "does November come before or after December?" then that would be acceptable sillyness.
But that wouldn't be an original silly of your own making so it wouldn't qualify either...so please go and stand in the corner until you can come up with something original >>>>
Jul 24, 2010
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cwwiss wrote:
SteveM wrote:
a smidge of humor? Where do you think I got the quote, the book of Genesis?
it is clever, i'll grant you that, but it's not silly.Now if you had quoted Stan's question to Olly of "does November come before or after December?" then that would be acceptable sillyness.
But that wouldn't be an original silly of your own making so it wouldn't qualify either...so please go and stand in the corner until you can come up with something original >>>>
yes sir.......
( strums fingers)...just not enough silly people on this site
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moongirl..go and stand over there in the corner with Steve >>>>..sheeeesh!
FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!
I can't see my feet when I turn out the light...
When I turn the light off I can't see my feet..
My feet disappear when the light is switched off..
I have feet that disappear at the disappearance of the light..
are my feet running scared of the light?
"Water. Water. Fan. Fan. Rub. Rub." ~Admiral Nelson's last words.
(I'm not sure whether I got the words in the right order or not, but I know these are the words)
Also, "Man makes Gods by the doozen. but cannot make a single worm." Not sure who said this.
I could make a single worm...not so sure about a married one though!
Oppps. I deleted my comment by accident. I put... " Why were the middle ages also called the dark ages? Because there were so many nights!"
So yes maybe it wasn't the best joke but at least it was clean. And besides, I don't need a comidian to give me joy...because I already have that. See, my joy comes from the lord.
And I don't see how people laugh at the jokes these days because a lot of them are dirty, make fun of the Bible, and aren't even funny.
So yes, I agree it wasn't the best joke but it is really hard to say something funny when there isn't even a conversation!
Nov 26, 2010
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cwwiss wrote:
( strums fingers)...just not enough silly people on this site
you and the corner provides too much pressure.
Nov 26, 2010
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cwwiss wrote:
I can't see my feet when I turn out the light...
When I turn the light off I can't see my feet..
My feet disappear when the light is switched off..
I have feet that disappear at the disappearance of the light..
are my feet running scared of the light?
and if this is the measure, the corner will be quite crowded.
<<sigh>> moongirl..you are taking this thread too seriously,the very opposite of silly..jeees
rooperi..yes Victor is very silly but it's not YOU..geddit?
planeden..it's my thread so tttttttthhhhhhhhh
people just don't seem to 'get' silly...it's not 'funny' or clever it's stating the obvious,
counter pointing truth with false,oxymorons that don't work, <<phew>>
i'm exhausted.Think i'll go and sit down and read my copy of
MAGIC ROUNDABOUT WEEKLY..this weeks feature article is Dougals new mushroom
soup surprise >>>
I love silly stuff and if you do too then please feel free to post 'anything'
you like on this thread..just as long as it's not (((sincere))) uugghh!