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Sneak Preview from Elenin Studios…V2 Lives!! Coming this Fall (?)

A friend of mine, (the one on the left), ask me to pass along this message He's looking for his Idaho potato truck.
If you see this truck anywhere on Chess.com, please notify Elenin Studios IMMEDIATELY, if not sooner.

Where do you want to go? "To the dentist, I have to get my eyes checked, I can't hear a thing"
May I suggest a gift for your dentist?

Days Of Our Lives is celebrating 50 yrs of entertaining people in the sleepy New England town of Salem
When will it end?
WHY AM I SOooo ALONE?

18 hours ago · Quote · #1
Chess.com is looking to add an additional passionate, experienced QA team member. We are developing a lot of new features for web and mobile and need more eyeballs to make sure we are delivering high-quality, bug-free products to our awesome members!
About the Job:
- Full-time role only (no part-time)
- Work from home
Requirements:
- Must be an active Chess.com member for more than 3 months
- Must have stable internet and quality testing equipment (desktop, mobile, and tablet)
- Must have previous QA experience
- Must be a kind, fun, and wonderful person
Interested? Fill out our application here: http://goo.gl/forms/rsRfkdXhxt
I look forward to meeting you!

This is Candy Cane reporting from Chess.com with an important announcement for all members. Staff will be sending "The Pie Game" to all members for Christmas
You must use it when posting starting Jan 1 2016. Good Luck
That's all for now. Have a pleasant Checkmate
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