And finally…
posthumerously…
Guido has requested that you send all
cash contributions
in small unmarked bills…
to the
Guido Foundation
at
The Rockefeller Center
New York City, New York 10177
We look forward to seeing you
at the funeral on Wednesday.
Tickets are $50 in advance and $100 at the door.
See you then!
To RJC…during a bath IS bad timing…
But it could have been worse…like this…
Man: Could you come back later.
I’m reading about Guido…he died today.
Woman: Who is Guido?
Man: He worked at Elenin Studios.
Now please just get out until I finish the article.
Talk about blowing a drum solo
lol. 
If Erik owed Guido some money, maybe we can talk prisoner exchange to get kboyer back..?
Erik doesn't have to know he's dead
We'll do a Weekend At Guido's
Hey boss…Guido’s funeral isn’t until Wednesday.
Shouldn’t we wait until then to bury him?
Talk about blowing a drum solo lol. If Erik owed Guido some money, maybe we can talk prisoner exchange to get kboyer back..? Erik doesn't have to know he's dead We'll do a Weekend At Guido's
But it was too late...the news of Guido's death had aleady spread.
Maybe we can get Erik into a Rube Goldberg trap..? We'll have to disguise it as a V3 question to get his attention We'll supply a link and trip the trap
I went to give the bad news to Guido's family. The Godfatta said; 
Maybe we can get Erik into a Rube Goldberg trap..? We'll have to disguise it as a V3 question to get his attention We'll supply a link and trip the trap
RJC…Great idea…
Dear Erik,
Before you convert everything to V3…
There is something about V2 you should know.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
And after we spring the trap, we can send him THIS! 
And here’s another letter for Erik…
from Spokane, Washington
Dear Erik,
My grandfather has been using your V2 program for years now.
V3 may kill him.
Don't you have a conscience, Sir???
Maybe I'll post that in his "Post Your Questions" thread. 
https://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/state-of-chesscom-round-two-post-your-questions-here
I received an anonymous letter from Erik He's agreed to let kboyer go free under one condition. He wants to play 1 game of soccer. It would be the entire Chess.com Staff, against everyone at Elenin studios. Oh, I forgot to mention, its Bubble-Soccer
Until he releases kboyer the studio has surrounded Erik's office with people like THIS 
BINGO said THIS was the best part of the Superbowl
For people who want to change back to V2 after looking at V3, Elenin Studios will provide these Elegant, His and Hers, Left Handed adjustable wrench sets, FREE of charge. 
Normally shown in black & white. Can also be used to change a move in a chess game. These are normally available at the Chess.com store for $14.95 Item # TOCCT. --"The Official Chess Cheating Tool" You slide the handle up your sleeve, and....well, you know
For the March performance of Erik's appearance, Elenin Studios has arranged for the Honey Nut Cheerios Bee to give Erik some dancing lessons
Guido's dead? 
Elenin: We hired Guido despite a very questionable resume
and MANY objections from our staff.
All I can say now…
and with 100% certainty…
is that Guido was
VERY good
at what he did.
During his short time at Elenin Studios…
our accountants have estimated that
he extorted over $500 million dollars
from our company.
Guido
April 1 1979 – January 30 2016
May he rest in (one) piece.