I heard this on CNN today. The nominees for the Oscars always get a goody bag after the ceromony. Each year that bag is getting more expensive. This year, among other things, they get $275. worth of toilet paper!
When I heard that I went, What??
After I thought about it for a while I figured, "what's the big deal? its Hollywood, the're ALL full of shit
Sneak Preview from Elenin Studios…V2 Lives!! Coming this Fall (?)
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Hey, If Elenin comes by, don't mention anything. We had a small problem at the studio today
ahahahahahahahahahahah HELP! Now remember, when Elenin gets here, everybody offer her a Snickers Bar
Not having a good day hunting bears, eh? 
Maybe the're angry at me because of my "Pets of Chess.com" thread
My good friend Jay Leno asked me to pass this joke along. A number of leading scientist are warning that global warming will lead to millions of cases of diarhea. So now instead of global warming being the # 1 environmental problem, its going to be a #2. Ah ha ha ....... thank you, your a lovely thread Where's my drummer? You forgot the fa-dum-pum
A Federal audit has determined that Elenin Studios is wasting TOO much time. In an effort to be more productive, the management of the studios has invented.....Caffeine Toothpaste
Don't have time to wait for that mourning cup of joe? Well get a RUSH, while you BRUSH!
Did I hear my name mentioned?
Procaffeinitis: Putting things off until after your first cup of coffee.
Elenin Studios is proud to annouce the remake of "Night Of The Lepus" starring DeForest Kelly 
Giant rabbits take over Chess.com Run for your lives We're all in danger, especially Carrot Top 
The rabbits caused a small earthquake at the studio We're gonna need a medic 
V3 will have a new state of the art security system. 
Ya know, the other day I was walking.......A Chewuuu! Sorry Where was I ?
Oh! I was walking....A Cheuuu,....A Cheuuu.... Jesus I was....A cheuuu! My apologies
I must be....A Cheuuu CRAP!, I can't post. I must be alergic to V3 A Cheuuu....A.... 
I was finally able to get a picture of V3 
Sorry I'm late getting to the studio. I had a small problem
