What is it called when an orphan gets kidnapped?
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Aug 21, 2023
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#5
My boss farted in front of a Jew client and said “a little gas never killed anyone”
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#7
If Jesus can walk on water, and babies are 80% water, and I can walk on babies…
Then I’m 80% Jesus.
I’m also 100% going to jail.
Then I’m 80% Jesus.
I’m also 100% going to jail.
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#8
I got fired at the orphanage for putting the parenting books in the fiction section
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#9
Me: steals pretty girl’s heart.
The other surgeons in the operating room:😱
The other surgeons in the operating room:😱
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#13
What’s the similarity between a girl and a bar? Liquor in the front, poker in the back
Lol
Why are Americans so bad at chess? Because they lost two towers in one move
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#18
RainyWolf1829 wrote:
What’s the similarity between a girl and a bar? Liquor in the front, poker in the back
That's FILTHY.
😂
(I’m not racist) what did god say when he created the first black person? “Dam, I burnt one”
what jokes you guys got?