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the piglet went to the barbecue, and Sam went to the barbecue, what a similar phrase, but what different destinies
Lol that one actually was kinda funny
POV dad is ironing my clothes
Me: the police station got robbed
Dad: oh the irony!
* drops iron on foot *
Dad: OUWH HUT HOT HUT HOT HOT 🥵 HURT
Me: double irony 😒
Me: the police station got robbed
Dad: oh the irony!
* drops iron on foot *
Dad: OUWH HUT HOT HUT HOT HOT 🥵 HURT
Me: double irony 😒
Das
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POV dad is ironing clothes
me: the fire station caught on fire
dad: oh the irony!
* so distracted that he dropped iron on his foot *
dad: OWWW OW HOT HURT HUT HOT HOT OW 🔥
me: double irony 😏
me: the fire station caught on fire
dad: oh the irony!
* so distracted that he dropped iron on his foot *
dad: OWWW OW HOT HURT HUT HOT HOT OW 🔥
me: double irony 😏
and double hot
I have a lot of jokes about unemployment but none of them work!
I read it in a YouTube comment
Joe bid en
Jan 15, 2025
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#15
My wife told she’d break up with me if I don’t stop singing ‘I’m a Believer’
At first i thought she was joking
“🎶 But Then I Saw Her Face🎶”
At first i thought she was joking
“🎶 But Then I Saw Her Face🎶”
15 days ago
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#16
If you think you don't matter to anyone, just remember that gravity makes you matter
15 days ago
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#17
Me: Im scared of the Backstreet Boys
Therapist: Tell me why.
Me: *screams*
Therapist: Tell me why.
Me: *screams*
Womp
#2 neither do I
If life gets you down, what can you always count on?
Your fingers!
Haha!
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