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the piglet went to the barbecue, and Sam went to the barbecue, what a similar phrase, but what different destinies
POV dad is ironing my clothes
Me: the police station got robbed
Dad: oh the irony!
* drops iron on foot *
Dad: OUWH HUT HOT HUT HOT HOT 🥵 HURT
Me: double irony 😒
Me: the police station got robbed
Dad: oh the irony!
* drops iron on foot *
Dad: OUWH HUT HOT HUT HOT HOT 🥵 HURT
Me: double irony 😒
POV dad is ironing clothes
me: the fire station caught on fire
dad: oh the irony!
* so distracted that he dropped iron on his foot *
dad: OWWW OW HOT HURT HUT HOT HOT OW 🔥
me: double irony 😏
me: the fire station caught on fire
dad: oh the irony!
* so distracted that he dropped iron on his foot *
dad: OWWW OW HOT HURT HUT HOT HOT OW 🔥
me: double irony 😏
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I have a lot of jokes about unemployment but none of them work!
I read it in a YouTube comment
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#15
My wife told she’d break up with me if I don’t stop singing ‘I’m a Believer’
At first i thought she was joking
“🎶 But Then I Saw Her Face🎶”
At first i thought she was joking
“🎶 But Then I Saw Her Face🎶”
If you think you don't matter to anyone, just remember that gravity makes you matter
#2 neither do I
My wife is breaking up with me because she thinks I’m too mysterious. Or am I?
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