Star Wars Discussion

lol

the lightsaber sound effect is a toilet flush played backwards at... ludicrous speed.

Movie: Revenge of the Sith

Scene: Palpatine is sitting in his office, the chancellor’s office. It is right before Mace and the other three Jedi enter



Palpatine: Ahh yes, the galaxy is mine…

(Jar Jar Binks walks in the room with Sith robes on)

Jar Jar Binks: Hey there Palpy!

Palpatine: What the…

Jar Jar Binks: Well well well, it looks like you aren’t the only Sith Lord around…

Palpatine: You idiot! You think you can take control of the galaxy from me?

Jar Jar Binks: I don’t think I will

(Jar Jar Binks ignites his lightsaber, it is red)

Jar Jar Binks: Palpy go bye bye!

(He lunges at Palpatine who pulls out his own lightsaber)

(They begin an intense duel)

(The duel has jumps, flips, force lightning and push, etc.)

(They lock lightsabers)

Palpatine: You’re nothing but an over-sized devolved frog! You’re no match for the power in me!

Jar Jar Binks: Mesa Warrior Jar Jar! Mesa Strong!

(They free their lightsabers and start heading towards the window)

(In the corner of his eye Palpatine sees a another figure, a shorter one enter)

(The figure starts putting down their black hood)

Palpatine: Ahh yes, senator Amidal-

(He notices her yellow Sith eyes)

(Both Palpatine and Jar Jar Binks stand there in shock)

Padme: You guys aren’t the only powerful politicians!

Palpatine: Three Sith!? How could I not sense you!?

Padme: You’re not as strong as you think Palpatine…

Jar Jar Binks: Yousa both weak! Mesa stronger!

Palpatine: It’s treason then…

(Padme ignites her red lightsaber, a brutal three way fight begins between Padme, Palpatine, and Jar Jar Binks)

Palpatine: How are you a Sith Lord!? You can’t even use the force!

Padme: You’re wrong… I was always stronger in the force than you thought

(Padme shoots force lighting at Palpatine, he blocks it with his hand)

(The doors open)

(Mace Windu, Kit Fisto, Saesee Tiin, and Agen Kolar enter)

Mace Windu: You’re under arrest chancel-

(The Jedi notice Padme, Palpatine, and Jar Jar Binks all fighting each other)

Kit Fisto: …

Agen Kolar: Ikr

Mace Windu: Wanna call it a day?

Saesee Tim: Yea, this is too weird…

(The Jedi leave the room)

(The fight continues)

(Jar Jar Binks screams out in pain as Padme cuts off his legs and his fighting arm with her lightsaber)

Jar Jar Binks: SCREEEEEEEEEEET!!!

(Padme and Palpatine lock blades)

Palpatine: Perhaps I underestimated you…

Padme: Well yeah… you couldn’t even sense me

Palpatine: But now young Amidala, you will die…

(He shoots tons of force lightning at her which she deflects with her lightsaber and aims at back at him)

(Palpatine as usual gets shocked by his own lightning and his face starts melting off)

(Padme takes the opportunity to cut off Palpatines arms with her lightsaber)

Palpatine: SCREEEEEEEEEEET!!!

(She chases him to the wall with her lightsaber)

Palpatine: H- How… how could you be so strong

(She shows him her stomach and then he realizes the truth)

Palpatine: Please don’t kill me… I’m too weak…

(Padme raises her lightsaber)

Palpatine: Please don’t!

(Padme cuts her lightsaber through his neck, ending his life)

(Anakin walks in the room)

Padme: Umm… I can explain…

(Anakin is impressed by her power)

Anakin: Please Padme, teach me the way…

(Anakin bows down before Padme)

Padme: A powerful Sith you will become… I name you Darth… Vader…

Anakin: Thank you, my master…

(They start heading home)

Jar Jar Binks: Whatsa aboutsa mesa? Helpsa mesa!!!

(Padme shoots force lightning at him, catching him on fire, and he screams out in pain)

Jar Jar Binks: SCREEEEEEEEEEET!!!!!

(Anakin and Padme laugh about it and leave the room)

The End

Obi Wan is the 🐐

where were the bathrooms in the millenium falcon?  I always wondered that.

I just did the chewbacca growl?  out loud at work.  

🤣

lol you care to expand on that?