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Lol, I thought my comment got this forum removed.

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At Walmart, Trump bought an array of nuclear weapons.
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But he really didn't pay. He only pretended to use his card at the self check-out and he gets stopped by security.

He says self check-out is rigged.

Putin in the meantime, has no problem getting through the self check-out line with his trillion dollar debit card and starts setting up his nuclear weapons.

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Russia then sets up nuclear missiles in Cuba, pointing at America, restarting the Cuban Missile Crisis.
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The Onion falls again
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but the Martians interfere

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And kill biden
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inb4thelock
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Why did u bump this