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CatFromIzrael
Oct 8, 2019
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I will start the story and you can finish
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Once upon a time there was an enthusiastic Tokoloshe Hunter by name of Silksock.
One day he.......
go on a safari into the deepest jungles of Southern Africa where it is reputed
that Tokoloshes abound.He advertised in the local Newspaper for fellow hunters
to join him.He was amazed at the large number of responses.Among those whom he selected
were......
Oct 10, 2019
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#5
talapia, a lifelong vegetarian opposed to hunting, who was brought along just for the arguing, which is so helpful on a safari in order to keep everyone motivated. Another one that he selected was....
Or has he???
Oct 10, 2019
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#8
Silksock could not make up his mind. He could be an indecisive chap at times. "I had better flip a coin," he reasoned, "heads, jij2018 the potato joins the safari. Tails, no." He rummaged in his pocket for an appropriate divination instrument and produced a...
Oct 10, 2019
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#9
An avid numismatist, Silksock's pulse quickened as he estimated the value of the rare mint error. Yet, now he had yet another decision to make, whether to sell the coin on ebay or keep it for his personal collection. He fished in his pocket again and this time produced a crystal ball. Gazing deep into the transparent sphere, Silksock saw...
Then disaster occurred.A giant Tokoloshe appeared.He glowered at Silksock with menace ..
Then a posse of other Toks turned up and approached Silksock.Ah you are the chosen one they
shouted! Queen Tik Tokoloshe (the third)Ruler of All Tokolosheland has taken a real fancy to you.Our orders are to take you to the Tok Palace where you will ensure that the Queen will have unrestricted "pleasure".At this Silksock turned white.He started sweating-he was already in a place where the temperature was at least 50 degreeC with humidity 100%
Without delay he was hoisted into a Tokmobile which set off to the Palace.En route his Tok Guards
threw an ostrich feather shawl over him.Soon they arrived at the Palace and escorted Silksock to the
Queens private quarters.Then as Silksock entered....................
Oct 10, 2019
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#11
and the ostrich feather shawl was removed, a hush suddenly fell upon all present, as Silksock had transformed into a shimmering
Oct 10, 2019
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#12
All's well that end's well. Be sure to tune in next time when we present . . .
"Massacre in Madagascar"
Starring Senor Silksock and Queen Tik Tokoloshe (the Third).
This show is guaranteed to knock all the ostrich feathers right off your chest.
Oct 10, 2019
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#15
In Zulu/Xhosa mythology, Tikoloshe, Tokoloshe, De'Avion or Hili is a dwarf-like water sprite. It is considered a mischievous and evil spirit that can become invisible by drinking water. Tokoloshes are called upon by malevolent people to cause trouble for others. At its least harmful a tokoloshe can be used to scare children, but its power extends to causing illness or even the death of the victim. The creature might be banished by a n'anga (spiritual healer), who has the power to expel it from the area.
More info, for the brave at heart: click at you own risk
unfortnately he was..... homosexual and promptly disowned by parents and family and friends and life...... he had no one...... but himself........
Message to Silksock. Check out this website.Be extra careful.Also a tip make sure you brick up all the
area underneath your bed.This will deter the Tokoloshe from creeping into your bed.
Enjoy the article!
To reach the site google-"Im a sex slave to a horny tokoloshe Daily Sun"
