Story featuring @rychessmaster1
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@MintWarrior, @rychessmaster1 (duh), and @DavidNorman435 are all in this chapter.
Chapter 2
The piece of paper was a free hamburger coupon for McDonald’s. Rychessmaster1 was so happy, he temporarily forgot about the whole point of the story! But then he remembered, and after 268368 hours of thought, he decided to try to bribe Erik for him to unlock the first thread.
“Hey, ry, where have you been? I haven’t seen a comment by you in like, 268368 hours!” Said Mint Warrior. On the forums, there is no such thing as ‘private space’.
“You know I’m secretly a philosopher, right? I’ve been, ummm, philosophising.”
“Ok, I’m confused. I thought you were a Home Depot employee!”
“Dude, that was like, 0.18479 seconds ago! I switched jobs like 50 times in that huge space of time!”
“Uhhh... I think I’ll go stand over there.” Said MintWarrior, pointing to the ‘Live Chess’ button.
“That’s fine with me.”
Ry kept thinking, not letting that one brief interruption disturb him. How could he know where Erik lived? He could be anywhere. He had moved out of the forums a very long day time ago, and he needed help. So his best choice was to go to the world-famous oracle, DavidNorman435.
Chapter 2
The piece of paper was a free hamburger coupon for McDonald’s. Rychessmaster1 was so happy, he temporarily forgot about the whole point of the story! But then he remembered, and after 268368 hours of thought, he decided to try to bribe Erik for him to unlock the first thread.
“Hey, ry, where have you been? I haven’t seen a comment by you in like, 268368 hours!” Said Mint Warrior. On the forums, there is no such thing as ‘private space’.
“You know I’m secretly a philosopher, right? I’ve been, ummm, philosophising.”
“Ok, I’m confused. I thought you were a Home Depot employee!”
“Dude, that was like, 0.18479 seconds ago! I switched jobs like 50 times in that huge space of time!”
“Uhhh... I think I’ll go stand over there.” Said MintWarrior, pointing to the ‘Live Chess’ button.
“That’s fine with me.”
Ry kept thinking, not letting that one brief interruption disturb him. How could he know where Erik lived? He could be anywhere. He had moved out of the forums a very long day time ago, and he needed help. So his best choice was to go to the world-famous oracle, DavidNorman435.
Next chapter incoming in the next 24 hours, and all comments will be mentioned in it (again)
NEKMINUTE XDDD
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you promised
Chesspenguin99 wrote:
I know.
you promised
Chesspenguin99 wrote:
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you promised
“WHERE ARE YOU GOING !!!🙀” said woollensock in his quietest voice.
“Keep it down... I’m about to troll some people in KOTL!”
“OKAY SURE RY !!!!!!!!! 🙀” Whispered woollensock.
“Bye...”
About 28492 hours later, rychessmaster1 arrived at his destination. He had skilfully deceived woollensock, and now his real goal stood high in front of him. The first thread. The origin of the forums. He really wanted to bump it to beat Mr_Alex_Pims (secretly Ninja)’s world record at bumping. But there was a problem.
This thread was locked, like so many threads that were made almost 12 years ago. Rychessmaster1 would have to embark on a legendary quest to find Erik’s account password, but first he sat down for donuts with Mr_Alex_Pims (secretly Ninja), kingsonicthehedgehog, and woollensock.
The donuts were okay, but ry’s interests were far beyond them.
Suddenly, almost causing him to go deaf, woollensock said,
“SOMEBODY ‘S BEEN SMOKING THE STRONG STUFF AGAIN , HAVEN ‘ T THEY! 🙀”
This was because he had just seen kingsonicthehedgehog’s thread called ‘HELL’.
unexpectedly, IAMBBW stumbles upon them.
“Hey watch it ma-“
Then he got muted.
It was time for rychessmaster1 to get out of there. As he walked, he noticed a small piece of paper lying on the ground. Of course, it could have just been a deleted Superman0101 comment, but he still picked it up.
And to his surprise and delight, it was not a random deleted comment.