What did Zero say to number Eight?
"Nice belt."
Stupid Jokes
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A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest yells 'get out!' The Boson replies 'But you can't have mass without me'.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting co--
MOO!
A C#, a D#, and an E# walk into a bar -- so the bar tenders say -- sorry we don't serve minors
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Becuase the "P" is silent.
What's green and when you get it stuck between your teeth, you die?
A tractor.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A stick
Two dyslexics walk into a bra
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
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