BombCraft wrote:
He runs illegal sweatshops, enslaving his elves to give people cool presents
Also, he stalks children 24/7/365 !! And breaks into people's homes
Suggestion: ban santa
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"He sees you when you're sleeping"
I sleep nak3d
/j (i sleep with undies and jammies on)
bruh
what is this
In all seriousness (not), this is actually a very good idea! This could be the spark of a revival!
He contrabands items with his elves the army identified him has an U.F.O
XDDD
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#8
Actually we’re paid quite nicely, I think “enslaving his elves to give people cool presents” is a bit of a stretch. We are in fact unionized now and we have representation as of 2000
Isn't it funny that Santa is an anagram for Satan? And rightly so. He breaks into your house at midnight, eats the food you forgot to put away, leaves unknown objects in mysterious boxes, and is a slave-owner. Oh, and he leaves mice-attractants in your socks.
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#11
Actually Saint Nicholas was a real guy who, in his town, would go out and knock on peoples doors and give them gifts, which is where we got Santa from 🤓
YumYumDrywall wrote:
BombCraft wrote:
He runs illegal sweatshops, enslaving his elves to give people cool presents
Also, he stalks children 24/7/365 !! And breaks into people's homes
Santa stalks and judges you even though he works once a year
This needs to be revived
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#19
Agreed. Santa should be banned, as he has created entire religions based off of him (this is not serious), which violates the rules in chess.com
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He runs illegal sweatshops, enslaving his elves to give people cool presents