Super Mario

Sort:
Avatar of wirebolt

We all see super Mario as a hero, who is nice to everyone and saves Princess peach from the evil Bowser. But Mario has some big secrets up his sleeves. In this post, I am looking to uncover all of Mario's secrets and why he should not be considered a hero.

Avatar of aegwae

I don't know... he smashes turtles?

Avatar of wirebolt

Yes, that's one aspect of it. However, he also cheats on princess peach. He also goes out with Princess daisy and with Pauline in the Mario vs Donkey Kong games.

Avatar of GuessWhoIAm

He appears as an enemy in the movie Pixels?

Avatar of wirebolt

True. Mario is also a very selfish brother to Luigi. He never lets Luigi be significant in his adventures.b

Avatar of wirebolt

Here's an example. In paper Mario, Luigi has a secret diary and writes that he would love to be included in Mario's adventures. Mario peeks at the diary and even after he does, Mario still doesn't get the message.

Avatar of iancota007

<<--- look at that picture

Avatar of iancota007

cool right?

Avatar of iancota007

Avatar of iancota007

here's another:

Avatar of iancota007

Avatar of iancota007

Avatar of iancota007

Avatar of iancota007

Avatar of iancota007

That one above is a cool one

Avatar of wirebolt

Yes. That looks cool. Did you know that from the beginning of Mario, the mushroom people were turned into stones and bricks by black magic. So whenever Mario smashes a block, he kills a mushroom. By the time Mario saves Peach, he will have killed almost 500 other mushrooms. Maybe more. Of course that depends on us as players.

Avatar of wirebolt

By the way, I've changed my mind on Mario . I now like him,

Avatar of PlayChessPoorly
How about the fact that he is a plummer that has been wearing the same poo stained overalls for the last 20 odd years. Also he has those creepy serial murderer gloves.