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Mark12291229
May 11, 2022
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#101
It is literally raining cats and dogs. You are on a field with no house within miles of you. How will you survive?
May 11, 2022
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#103
I lie on my back with my legs tucked into my stomach as a shield. As further context, I squat 300lbs, so my legs are pretty strong.
May 11, 2022
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#104
I avoid the larger dogs and cats and punch and slap the smaller ones out the way
May 11, 2022
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#105
Lord-doge wrote:
I avoid the larger dogs and cats and punch and slap the smaller ones out the way
May 12, 2022
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#106
throw some dog and cat food towards my left side and then run away in the opposite direction. Meanwhile, I tried to grab a small dog and place it on my head as shelter.(cats/kittens might scratch you)
I’m I’m a her… also I grab a doggy to protect my head and run until I find shelter
May 12, 2022
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#108
Creeperbot tries to avoid angering them, however, he is crushed to death when a lab lands on him. Wutmidoin tucks his legs to over his stomach. Unfortunately, a ball of cats falls on his head and crushes it. Lord-doge avoids getting crushed, but is arrested for animal abuse! Nickolay and Moonwatcher both get crushed to death by falling cats and dogs.
May 12, 2022
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#110
Mark12291229 wrote:
Creeperbot tries to avoid angering them, however, he is crushed to death when a lab lands on him. Wutmidoin tucks his legs to over his stomach. Unfortunately, a ball of cats falls on his head and crushes it. Lord-doge avoids getting crushed, but is arrested for animal abuse! Nickolay and Moonwatcher both get crushed to death by falling cats and dogs.
Bro why the dog doin. Dat tho>
May 12, 2022
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#111
You and your friends are about to have a water gun fight. You pull your water guns out. You notice your opponents’ water gun’s water is… boiling… how will you survive?
May 12, 2022
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#112
Do a diving somersault toward them, grab the gun away, and throw it in the street. Then calmly explain my behavior, give them a different gun, and safely resume our water war.
May 12, 2022
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#114
Creeperbot33 wrote:
turn on creative mode
This will get you killed heed my warnings
May 12, 2022
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#115
I leap at him with the grace of ballerina and as I land I kick the water gun out his hands I perform A jete to grab the gun from the air and use it against him while I jump and twirl away. I then go to my teacher and tell her what a amazing fete I accomplished. She tells the government about this as she is actually his son but she's gender fluid. I get awarded with every medal known to man even though I don't fit the criteria for some. I take my place In the hall of fame and become president. I now have wife and kids and have A perfect life
May 12, 2022
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#118
wutmidoin somersaults towards one of his opponents, however, they open fire on him. He is burned alive. Creeperbot33 ends up the same way after realizing this isn’t Minecraft. Lord-doge is snippity snip snipped, and then hanged, drawn, and quartered for making such a ridiculous suggestion involving genderfluid.
May 12, 2022
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#119
You wake up in the chess.com thread dimension. You realize you woke up on a simp thread. You see multiple sus people coming towards you. How will you survive?