Now, i must collect money and secure border and cities.
Take Over The World
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Ok thank you sir I advance soldiers on to Canada and plant bombs invading Canada as Germany is near Russia China and Europe and I surround it with no where to go making them flee to the sea and they say thanks to my navy and benjibass now has Germany
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MintWarrior wrote:
Ok I stop all import lines from anywhere else not from the navy and I capture India Egypt finding lots of gold and using it to minupulate the Americans and the. Nuke em to death and have now won America for benjibass
Ok, first I stop everyone from not punching themselves in the face
Then I also punch everyone in the face
Then I take my cure for a broken nose (in pill form) and charge $100
I use the money to research super intelligent genetically engineered bananas
I sell the rights to the bananas to your mothers who are very hungry and even more overweight
The bananas don't like to be eaten, because they're smarter than humans, so an epic war breaks out
I offer to be a translator in negotiations between the humans and the bananas
(Because I aided in the research I know how to speak banana language)
I translate badly on purpose and trick the humans into defeat
I get appointed Grand Vizier of the united vegetable territories
I discover impostors. In particular the Carrot prince is not even a carrot
They plan to rule the world through rituals found in ancient texts
Of course these are the texts I wrote before punching people in the face
The texts instruct the vegetable cultists to appoint me supreme banana-rama leader for life
So they do
So I rule the world
Now as North Korea is enemy of USA they think we friends and help us but they lose guard and I take it over after that I take over Singapore as well
And what country are you from sire
No for real did you actually why
Are you gonna block me I was a prisoner
Am I free and do I have his property or am I punished or am I someone else’s prisoner
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MintWarrior wrote:
Are you gonna block me I was a prisoner
Stop all this prisoner nonsense or be blocked. Act normal
Please do not hurt me
Ok
Sorry
I just went mad with power from benjibass and I took over too much
But why did you block benjibass and not me
Superchessmachine why did you block benjibass but not me
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