Teach me Basix

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Can I be your student?
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For any lesson he teaches
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What if he taught you how to play the Sicilian najdorf?

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sure
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Buddy ain’t gonna learn the najdorf 💀🙏
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What if he taught you how to be the very best, the best there ever was?

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sure
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Bros gonna learn the najdorf from the orphanage 💀😭🙏
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What if Basix taught you something you really really wish you didn't know

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What if he taught you how to do his laundry?

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Like the najdorf

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👀

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oLdqu wrote:
Teach me, Basix.

Sounds oddly swexual. No can do.

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BasixWhiteBoy wrote:
oLdqu wrote:
Teach me, Basix.

Sounds oddly swexual. No can do.

Too direct. Should have told him to take a qu number and given him an old qu number

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I guess I missed a golden opportunity. Oh well.
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elves teach him how to be jolly

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Itzkrieger wrote:

Elves eat babies.

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Are you sure you want to train with Basix?

https://youtu.be/ETTsJggQl3I?si=0ffQNerdEyXSOH42

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yes
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Of course not. I'm 15.