Tell me rizz lines

Are you WiFi? Because I feel a connection.

Wanna be Minecraft without the craft?

Are you a magician? Because when I look at you, everyone else disappears.

Aren't you worried about global warming? Because you're making it hot in here.

Are you a Mariah Carey song? Because All I Want for Christmas Is You.

I'm learning about important dates in history, wanna be one of them?

I hope you found a good one lmao

Hmm ok this one

What the difference between you (person) and the sun?

Your hotter lmao

Ik only this one lolll

nate i told my gf the uranus one you said in another forum

17 n do u you know what she said?

what the duck 💀 (F)

and: you really want an ex, right

but then she said jk

lmao

You Broke My Light switch, And Now I Can't Turn Off