The story of being the scrambled prophecy. (Armando)

NOTE: GO ON THE SITE FOR THE FULL VERSION (it may not appear in the app) ALSO, NOTHING IS REAL AND NOTHING IS WORTH THE RISK (haha, get it? A Mandela catalogue reference)

If you stack Monster cans in the order of the trans flag, you may summon a moth, a goose, or a frog. They will speak to you. You will not understand them. That’s okay. Gender is stored in the carbonation.

Context:
So I did the ritual again. You know the one. Pink Monster - Blue Monster - White Monster - Blue Monster - Pink Monster. I call it the Trans Stack. It’s not FDA-approved. It’s not even real. But it works.

I stacked them at AM while listening to vocaloid. The air shimmered. A moth appeared. It whispered:

“You are not an egg. You are the prophecy scrambled.”
I cried. Then I drank the white one. It tasted like gender euphoria and drywall.

Previous Summons:
Frog: Asked me riddles. I failed. He said “you’re buffering, not broken.”
Goose: Honked once. Then said “you are the prophecy scrambled.”
Moth: See above. She glowed. I think she was trans.

The lore of the monster cans (not cannon)
Pink: Dainty chaos with the summoning outcome of being a goose.
Blue: Chill euphoria with the summoning outcome of being a frog. 
White: Scrambled Aura with the summoning outcome of being a moth.

The Egglight theory. 
When you realize gender is fake but vibes are real, you emit a glow. This is called Egglight. It’s not visible to cis people. It’s like bioluminescence but for identity crises.

My challenge for y’all:

Stack your own Monster cans. Report your summon. If nothing appears, you’re still valid. If something appears and it speaks in riddles, you’re chosen.

My opinions on this event:

I am not an egg. 
I am a breakfast prophecy. 
Scrambled, glowing and caffeinated.

A lil bump.

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Found a title.

the story is great

Thanks!

I was slightly confused while I read this.

Ngl, that would 100% be a fever dream if you ask me lol.

Nice story!

Thanks for your review and for the bump lol.

Sorry for reading this so late. Well written!

I don’t really care.

if you read it, then you did it.

thanks!