ask me anything, and ill give you my best (worst) advice
you can't do it by going through a long and overly complex method, and then proceeding to give up after you can't achieve it
steal one from one of the children Mark12291229 has
anyone else?
recite the entire alphabet backwards until you get to abc
how do i get my girlfriend to love me?
uuhhhhh
threaten them
buy them when they're older
Should I stick with the pirc as my main reply to 1.e4 or switch to the French?
french because yeah
how do i stay alive?
great idea!
contact a long forgotten god and beg for invulnerability
or you know, i could just not live. sounds great to me
ask me anything, and ill give you my best (worst) advice