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How do I get my crush to like me?
stalk them and learn every facet of their life and interests, and build your entire personality and life around the interests and such that you've learned about them. essentially, become their dream person
Wow! It worked, now she’s pregnant, but I hate kids. Help!!!
hate kids? send them to boarding school when they're old enough
too early for that? get a job that requires you being away for long periods of time
Help! I did both of those and now the kids are marines! Also I made a fortune in treasure hunting! I’m now cursed and cannot speak in anything except Sumerian!
Bruh
StatisticalKiller wrote:
Help! I did both of those and now the kids are marines! Also I made a fortune in treasure hunting! I’m now cursed and cannot speak in anything except Sumerian!
try and keep them stationed as long as possible, and move away
i don't see that last one as anything but a plus
Mr-Mudd wrote:
How can I convince somebody to give me a credit card number?
why convince when you can just steal it?
Seiiren wrote:
Mr-Mudd wrote:
How can I convince somebody to give me a credit card number?
why convince when you can just steal it?
that made me laugh for some reason
Help! Turns out my kids aren’t mine!!! How do I murder my wife?
StatisticalKiller wrote:
Help! Turns out my kids aren’t mine!!! How do I murder my wife?
take her to an all you can eat chinese buffet
Okay, I took her there, she died of heart failure, but now I’m married to a Chinese prince! I don’t speak mandarin, and he wants twenty kids!! Help!!
ask me anything, and ill give you my best (worst) advice
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