TEXT BASED ADVENTURE

draw sabre

attack to disarm

His name is Timmy, (but personally, I actually like Jimmy better) and Joe is dead.

Robert actually said he would leave chess.com, and he isn't really active right now anyway, so I'll take over until if/when he comes back.

SCIENCE LESSON! In case you didn't know, adding oxygen to really big flames only makes the fire bigger. The reason you can blow out a candle is because the air from your mouth is very strong, so even though you are adding oxygen to the flame, you're blowing away the heat from the candle, so it goes out anyway.

Unfortunately, neither of you knew all that, so the flames engulf you both. GAME OVER. Death count: 1

I'm actually not going to leave.

Yay, you're back.

I order Timmy to call all of his water dragon cousins (He has 48675 cousins. At least one of them has to be a water dragon!) To put out the fire.

I call up my pet bulldog and all my 100 rotweilllers, german sheperds, pitbulls, and golden retreivers with 100 HP each to assist me.

(You can take over James)

OK.

Your neighbor, who happens to be a cop, sees all your pets and arrests you for pet hoarding. GAME OVER. Death Count: 2 (this isn't really a death, but I'm including it anyway.

Wrong! Drake, Joe, and Timmy are all fire dragons, but this is the imagination. If you say something, it is true. For example, when I say "didibrian is a dunce" in the imagination world, it is true, and didibrian is automatically a dunce. NO OFFENSE DIDIBRIAN PLEASE DON'T SUE

It's not strong enough, and while it doesn't create oxygen, it does blow oxygen into the fire. Trust me, I know my science.

You grow so big that your head goes into space. There is no oxygen in space, and it is freezing cold there. You die. Death Count: 3

Even if you didn't grow so big, your lungs couldn't expel so much air, so you would still be adding oxygen to the fire.

You go ahead and pour all the water in the nearby pond on the fire, and because I am a nice person, it goes out. Now you need to get your riches back!

Neighborhood watch contacts you and says that they saw a dragon go into your house and set it on fire. After further investigation, it turns out it was Timmy's other cousin, Gary, your bosses pet and personal bodyguard, who stole the money to get revenge on you. Now, you go to court.

Unfortunately, Gary is defending himself, and believe me, he knows stuff.